You know what’s so great about being a 90s teenager? We did it all. All of it. But with no photographic evidence! Yeah baby. We straddled the pre- and post-digital ages! We are hardcore!
🤖👾🌗☄️🪐Calling all Sotonian Whovians! Did you know this very special alien life form has arrived to our streets? It’s part of a big trail of sculptures designed by Hampshire artists on the @HaresHampshire trail! #drwho
What's your crowning achievement this week, Ash? Well, I wrote a Greasemonkey plugin for Firefox that looks for every single tweet flagged as being from the UK government, and changes the text to make it look like it's been reported as misinformation...
Completely legitimate and law-abiding uses for a VPN #4839: when your web host blocks your IP address because you've written a (cough) unoptimised script that they think is a spam-bot, just change your IP address and save all that time apologising to tech support!
I like automatic dependency resolution, but I also miss the days when you could compile some code on a computer without internet access and it wouldn't cause the compiler to crash horribly with an unintelligable error because why wouldn't you be online, you heathen?
When looking for information on the web, I like to play "People or PageRank?". Basically, if it reads like the Book of Armaments from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, it was probably written by an SEO professional.
