For reasons too dull to list, I'm spending the evening going through Apache logs. The mischievious nerd in me is very happy to learn that my ISP, Dreamhost, seems to be responding to Log4J attacks with a 418 ("I'm a teapot") error.
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@DreamHostCare Not at all, this is a good thing! No issues whatsoever :)