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Heading through Colorado Territory in search of gold and women, Alferd Packer and his group of bemused companions find themselves lost, starving and musically inspired by the obstacles they confront along the way, including a die-hard Confederate cyclops, a trio of surly trappers, a tribe of Japanese-speaking "Indians," and ultimately, each other.
| Alferd Packer | Trey Parker |
| James Humphries | Matt Stone |
| George Noon | Dian Bachar |
| Shannon Bell | Ian Hardin |
| Isreal Swan | Jon Hegel |
| Indian Chief | Masao Maki |
| Frenchy Cabazon | Robert Muratore |
| Polly Pry | Toddy Walters |
| Frank Miller | Jason McHugh |
| Noon Sr. | Stan Brakhage |
| Judge Jerry | Randy Parker |
| Black Cat | Stephen Blackpool |
| Guard #2 | Dan Brother |
| Liane | Duster |
| Mills | Brad Gordon |
| Drummer | Dave Hardin |
| O.D. Loutzenheiser/The Cyclops | Edward Henwood |
| Preston Nutter | Andrew Kemler |
| Sheriff of Lake City | Steve Jackson |
| Tiny Tim/Baby Packer | Jessica James Kelly |
| Sheriff of Saguache | Martin Leeper |
| Piano Player | Dirk Martin |
| General Store Clerk | Joe McHugh |
| Guard #1 | Carter Smith |
| Voice of Doom | Aubrey Strafferd |
| Tomato Thrower | Edith Swanson |
| Thug in Bar #1 | Cole Taylor |
| Thug in Bar #2 | Mark Welby |
| Humphrey's Father | Don Yannacito |
| Junichi | Junichi |
| Tomomi | Tomomi |
| Confused Guy | Kevin Allen |
| 'Hang the Bastard' Dancer (uncredited) | Liane Adamo |
| Miner (uncredited) | Jerry Aronson |
| Cow Bell Guy (uncredited) | Chris Graves |
| Saloon Floozy (uncredited) | Kimberly Kidder |
| Woman Leaving Store (uncredited) | Brody McHugh |
| Miner (uncredited) | Tom Parkin |
| Miner (uncredited) | Phil Solomon |
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