Ash has seen this movie.
An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loophole and reenter Heaven.
| Bartleby | Ben Affleck |
| Loki | Matt Damon |
| Bethany | Linda Fiorentino |
| Serendipity | Salma Hayek Pinault |
| Azrael | Jason Lee |
| Jay | Jason Mewes |
| Metatron | Alan Rickman |
| Rufus | Chris Rock |
| Cardinal Glick | George Carlin |
| John Doe Jersey | Bud Cort |
| God | Alanis Morissette |
| Gun Salesman | Jeff Anderson |
| Grant Hicks | Brian O'Halloran |
| Liz | Janeane Garofalo |
| Nun | Betty Aberlin |
| Kane | King Mustafa Obafemi |
| Bus Station Attendent | Guinevere Turner |
| Protestor #1 | Bryan Johnson |
| Protestor #2 | Walt Flanagan |
| Stygian Triplet | Jared Pfennigwerth |
| Stygian Triplet | Kitao Sakurai |
| Stygian Triplet | Barret Hackney |
| Priest at St. Stephen's | Dan Etheridge |
| Kissing Couple | Derek Milosavljevic |
| Kissing Couple | Lesley Braden |
| Mrs. Reynolds | Nancy Bach |
| Waiter | Armando Rodriguez |
| Silent Bob | Kevin Smith |
| Smooching Seaman | Scott Mosier |
| Seaman Smoocher | Monica Hampton |
| Gangster #1 | Ben Cain |
| Gangster #2 | Richard Baderinwa |
| Gangster #3 | Javon Johnson |
| Gangster #4 | Derrick Sanders |
| Whitland | Mark Joy |
| Woman in Boardroom | Linda Levine |
| Norman (voice) | Ethan Suplee |
| Blanket Boy on Train | Jonathan Gordon |
| Bartender | Matthew Maher |
| Governor Dalton | Nancy Mosser |
| Officer McGee | Robert Holtzman |
| Club Patron (uncredited) | Ming Chen |
| Bus Sleeper (uncredited) | Chris Kittinger |
| Woman in Elevator (uncredited) | Kimberly Loughran |
| Parishioner (uncredited) | Jim Mahfood |
| Parishioner (uncredited) | Brendan McFadden |
| Parishioner (uncredited) | Joe Nozemack |
| Reporter (uncredited) | Ernest O'Donnell |
| Extra (uncredited) | Vincent Pereira |
| Man Holding Mooby Figurine in Airport (uncredited) | Brian Quinn |
| Parishioner (uncredited) | Bob Schreck |
| Bus Rider (uncredited) | Joe Shelby |
| Businessman (uncredited) | J.E. Smith |
| Protestor (uncredited) | Adrienne Wehr |
